PUNCH & JUDY

PUNCH, PUNCH & JUDY, PUNCH & JUDY, PUNCH & JUDY (1)

WASHING MACHINE, PINSTRIPE DREAM
STRIPPED THE GLOSS FROM A BEAUTY QUEEN
FOUND OUR NEST, IN THE DAILY EXPRESS, (2)
MET THE VICAR IN A HOLY VEST.

BROUGHT UP THE CHILDREN CHURCH OF E, (3)
NOW I VEGETATE WITH A COLOUR TV.
WORST EVER THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME,
OH FOR D.I.V.O.R.C.E. OH JUDY (4)

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PILLOW FIGHTS,
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FRIDAY NIGHTS AND JEANS SO TIGHT,
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LOVER'S LANE,
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PASSION GAMES,
SUNDAY WALKS IN THE POURING RAIN.

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CURLING TONGS, MOGADONS, (5)
"I GOT A HEADACHE BABY, DON'T TAKE SO LONG"
SINGLE BEDS, MIDDLE AGE DREAD,
LOSING THE WAR IN THE WAISTLANDS SPREAD (6)

WHO LEFT THE CAP OFF THE TOOTHPASTE TUBE,
WHO FORGOT TO FLUSH THE LOO,
DON'T WALK ACROSS MY POLISHED FLOOR,
LEAVE YOUR SWEATY SOCKS OUTSIDE THE DOOR. OH JUDY

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MORNING SMILES,
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO WICKED WILES, PERMISSIVE STYLES,
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TWINKLING EYES,
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HARD FAST DRIVES,
COMPLEMENTS ON UNNATURAL SIZE

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PROPPING UP A BAR, FAMILY CAR,
SWEATING OUT A MORTGAGE AS A BALDING CLERK, (7)
WORLD WAR THREE, SUBURBANSHEE, (8)
JUST SLIP HER THESE PILLS AND I'LL BE FREE.

NO MORE JUDY, JUDY, JUDY NO MORE
GOODBYE JUDY